Yeah I'm not in jail. I was free to go - practically immediately - upon my arrival in the UK (it's public record, look it up).
I've been out and about amongst you all, just getting on with life this whole time. Mostly abroad.
How about that covid?!
So it's been five years, time to stick my neck out.
First, I want to apologise to fans of my music and particularly the people who promoted it, I am deeply sorry that I ruined something you enjoyed and valued whilst unfortunately being associated with. And to the artists who produced derivative works, tough shit you second-rate plebs. Kidding, I am truly sorry for corrupting your work with my radioactive malfeasance, that was obviously not what I intended. Breakcore seems a bit dead. But, as a genre wanes, there's opportunity to innovate and lead in a fresh direction.
I would say la mort de l'artiste but I bet you're leaning otherwise. I understand. I listened to some weyheyhey for the first time in years, its pretty good and I'm quite proud of it. Sincerely... it's just some songs I made with no other intent than to excite and dance and to challenge myself. This is the most complete archive of my music: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_BshDGm0rhI I've discovered a bunch of breakcorey artists which I'd love to share here but worried I'll contaminate their rep.
Second, big thank you to the handful of friends who privately kept in touch and entertained me with the batshit conspiracy theories surrounding my past misdeeds. My eternal gratitude and love, guys.
I would like to register my disappointment in one or two close friends, you know who you are. Ten years of friendship count for nothing? Nah? My friendship wasn't conditional btw, I would've been there for you no matter what.
If you should ever find yourself in a similar situation I hope you have a friend willing to at least talk and hear what you have to say.
Third, no, I will never return to breakcore lol I was over it by 2014. Even if I wanted to, I'm on a one-way ticket here. Can't exactly revoke the stigma I have with a dazzling new sample pack. Maybe in Japan kek..
Allow me to correct the record on a few things:
- I did not produce csam/indecent materials EVER...jfc I did nothing of the sort ("make" in legalese does not mean what you think it means - fact check me)
- I have never abused anybody or been inappropriate with anyone < 18. I certainly wasn't a sleezy sex tourist out in Asia. I didn't even get a massage!
- There is no "restraining order" from my previous relationship. That narrative is unhinged and easily falsifiable. So dumb.
- I was not "trafficking" (yeah I gave up software and music to assume my true birthright as a Congolese Warlord)
- I was not on the run. I had no idea I'd been charged during my absence from the UK. But thanks for making me sound cool. This whole mess was actually just a catastrophic administrative error by Bristol police.
- I did not hide secret messages in my song titles for godsake.
- I did not commit any crimes in Asia. I am welcome to return to Thailand at any time.
- I was not extradited or deported from Thailand, they just cancelled my visa precipitating the UK flight.
- I did not flee to Indonesia (tf?) or even visit other SEAsian countries while I was there.
- Majority of stuff you've read about me is fabricated or wild conjecture. Including from Thai immigration who take any opportunity to overstate the gravity of a situation they've just dealt with.
- But as to my ex friends; why would anyone need to embelish a story with imagination when the truth alone is a reputational death sentence. Why? Curious! I think I know why.
- Also puzzled to see people, whom I barely knew, claim we were close friends and posting melodrama on the internet. Trading off the dregs of my demise, have some self respect fellas.
- Take a measure of the disgust, dismay and anger you have/had for me and divide by ten, that's likely more fitting - not that it means anything now
- I'm not an evil monster, please, you sound like a tabloid. Good people can do bad things and bad people good. Stop with the binary thinking. Life and the people in it aren't characters in a fairy tale.
The good things I did during our time together were just good things and nothing else. No sinister facade or masterplan.
Anyway I have a new life, new friends, new focus. 2019 was a pain and a waste of time but fortunatey caused no significant damage. I'd already said goodbye to music and my UK associates. Then in 2018, I started a business which has grown beyond my wildest dreams these last few years.
I'm doing great and I've changed too. Moved on and loving life.
I now split my time between Portugal and Dubai. I like golf and my boat. I will never return to that shithole country and you likely won't hear from me again.
Feel free to hurl abuse or idk just be civil, I will answer your questions: recyclebin@weyheyhey.uk
A polite warning. If you've been grossly exaggerating or outright lying to mischaracterise me personally or the chain of events before/after 2019 I suggest you cease that immediately.
I'll leave you with this. The human condition needs redemption, if there is no path to redemption either through deeds, god, friends or family then we are condemning society to death row.
Sayonara.
AM / weyheyhey